i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
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we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
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How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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