It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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