Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
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this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
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I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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