yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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