Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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