Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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