Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
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He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
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You may now shotgun with the bride
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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