Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
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There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
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He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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