so explain again why im purple
no
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
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