they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
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Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
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he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.