Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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