ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
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And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
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I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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