He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
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she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
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he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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