I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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