butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
operation have a gay friend backfired
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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