Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
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I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
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Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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