is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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