Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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