is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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