turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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