I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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