And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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