Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
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He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
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On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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