Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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