Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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