I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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