He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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