HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
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I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
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haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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