i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
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the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
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My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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