Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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