The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
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we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
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Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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