did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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