Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
It was confusing and full of hummus
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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