Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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