Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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