I will die if light touches me.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
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he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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