So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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