As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
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They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
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I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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