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(909): View more from California

I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him

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(561): View more from Florida

next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill

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(925): View more from California

Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up

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(214): View more from Texas

His apartment number was 69. I had to.

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(228): View more from Mississippi

There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars

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(562): View more from California

He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome

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(850): View more from Florida

My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?

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It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?

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(304): View more from West Virginia

when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.

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(765): View more from Indiana

If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.

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