My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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