sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
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When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
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So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
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