dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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