U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
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there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
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It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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