where does the pee come out of this thing
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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