Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
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He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
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I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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