do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
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Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
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We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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