I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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