The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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