shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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