i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
i just google imaged poop.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
