I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
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Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
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i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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