Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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