Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
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i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
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Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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